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  • "Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag."
    - P G Wodehouse

  • "My brother's a slum missionary
    Saving your virgins from sin:
    He'll save you a blonde for a shilling
    By God, how the money rolls in."
    - Anon

  • "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window."
    - Raymond Chandler - Farewell, My Lovely

  • "A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy."
    - Kingsley Amis

  • "God is a gentleman.
    He prefers blondes"
    - Joe Orton

  • "She was a blonde nearly young American woman of such dynamism that the tideless waves struggled to get farther up the beach."
    - Anthony Carson

  • "Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog."
    - Edwina Currie on Teresa Gorman

  • "Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months.
    My voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid questions."
    - Sigourney Weaver on the Blonde wig she wore for the Film Galaxy Quest

  • "If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage."
    - Michael Caine

  • "I love the strength of white blonde. Some people talk about having disasters while dyeing their hair - in my opinion you can never have a blonde disaster . . . I am always trying the latest products - whatever is new goes on my hair."
    - Donatella Versace

  • "I've never been a fluffy sort of woman..."
    - Cameron Diaz on training to become a new Charlie's Angel

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