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  • "Her hair that lay along her back
    Was yellow like ripe corn."
    from "The Blessed Damsel"
    Dante Gabrielle Rossetti (1828 - 1882)

  • "I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me.~ I'm blonde and I'm sexy."
    Marilyn Monroe to Lester Cowan on the casting of "Love Happy", 1949

  • "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
    W.C.Fields from "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break"

  • "I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde."
    Patricia Neal

  • "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
    Dolly Parton

  • Lines from an episode of "Murphy Brown"
    Corky: "Tell you what, why don't I just move in for a few days? Wouldn't that be so much fun? Like a big slumber party! Didn't you just love those as a kid?"
    Murphy: "No, actually I hated them. There was always one person there you wish they didn't invite . . . the perky blonde girl!"

  • "You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I'm not even a real blonde."
    - Harley Quinn Batman: The Animated Series (1992)

  • "Don't act blonde."
    - Piper Halliwell Charmed (1998)

  • "I don't even think she's a blonde."
    - Scully The X-Files (1993)

  • "Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde."
    - Patrick Bateman American Psycho (2000)

  • "Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"
    - James Bond Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

  • "Blonde wasn't the word for it. Honey-blonde, and real. And it didn't come out of any bottle."
    - Logan Long Wait, The (1954)

  • "Well, bless my blonde heart!"
    - Secretary Topper (1937)

  • "You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up."
    - Valentine McKee Tremors (1990)

  • "Yeah, blondes are scarce around here."
    - Carl Denham King Kong (1933)

  • "Suspect is said to be blonde and extremely stupid!"
    - Officer Joe Vickers Psycho Cop Returns (1993)

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